392699 Dream Project for PHP Expert

GREAT NEWS FOR THE WINNING BIDDER: You will be kept on PAID RETAINER if you wish. This means not only will we pay you for the project (upon completion we will pay you monthly to do updates!!) First of all, to be selected for this project you need to meet the following criteria. If you do not, don't even bother bidding or contacting me in PMB. 1. YOU MUST BE AVAILABLE VIA IM (SKYPE, MSN, GTALK, ETC) 2. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO WORK RIGHT AWAY (NOW!!) AND COMMUNICATE UNTIL DONE 3. YOU MUST PROVIDE UPDATES FOR ME TO SEE/VERIFY/APPROVE EVERY FEW HOURS YOU WORK (EVERY MINI-PHASE OF THE PROJECT) 4. YOU MUST HAVE EXTENSIVE PHP SKILLS AND BE ABLE TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS 5. YOU MUST BE AVAILABLE BETWEEN 9AM - 5PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME WEEKDAYS AND WEEKENDS (NEW YOUR, USA TIME) 6. YOU MUST BE READY TO START NOW IF SELECTED 7. YOU MUST WORK WITHOUT ESCROW, 100% PAID UPON COMPLETION (SEE MY FEEDBACK) *8. NO EXCUSES! I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN MEET DEADLINES, MILESTONES, AND WILL NOT DISAPPEAR!! Let me know in PMB that you understand EACH OF these conditions. Also, I will need to see the word "bread" in your PMB along with your Country of residence and a clear statement that you understand the 8 requirements above to know you read this carefully. **SEE PMB FOR MORE, ONLY IF YOU QUALIFY ABOVE** Details will be given to those who contact me and who qualify... This will be a project you really want! IMPORTANT: You also must provide me with examples of WORKING CUSTOM SCRIPTS you have created. I will want to see the code and function. I will not keep or distribute your scripts but I need to know the programmer I am working with. Look at my feedback. You will WANT to be my long-term PAID RETAINER programmer!