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I'm in need of a talented Indian voice over artist to bring my promotional video to life. Key Requirements: - Language: English - Tone: Energetic and Upbeat The voice should be engaging, enthusiastic, and capable of capturing the audience's attention. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in radio voice overs - Strong understanding of the Young Adult demographic - Ability to deliver high-energy performances - Proven track record of delivering high-quality work on time If you have a dynamic voice and can meet the requirements, I look forward to hearing from you.

We are seeking a dedicated individual to assist in finding accurate answers to questions through Google search. The project aims to provide reliable information sourced from reputable websites such as Wikipedia, nursing educational websites, or general educational websites. Scope of Work: Task Description: The hired individual will be responsible for conducting Google searches to find answers to a set of questions provided by the client. Quantity of Questions: Currently, there are between 250-500 questions available for research. For the first 500 questions completed, the payment will be 1 AUD along with a 5-star rating. Upon completion of the first batch, there will be another 500 questions with an additional payment of 1 AUD and a 5-star rating. Total Number of Questions: There are ap...

I'm seeking a proficient typist to carry out a data entry project in English. The ideal candidate will seamlessly enter textual data ensuring its accuracy and completeness. - PRIMARY PURPOSE: Data entry - LANGUAGE SPECIFICATIONS: Must be proficient in English - DATA ENTRY TYPE: Textual With a keen eye for detail and quick typing speed, the appointed candidate will significantly contribute to the project's successful completion. Previous experience in similar roles is preferred.

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I need someone organized and careful to make a portfolio for 61 projects I've finished. Everything will be in Google Docs. It has to be done perfectly, exactly how I want it. After it's done, I want to apply for a job on freelancer.com. Tasks: Collect Project Details: You'll need to ask for files related to each project and make sure they're organized properly in Google Docs. Short Project Descriptions: Use ChatGPT to write brief, 1-2 sentence descriptions for each project. Keep it short and simple so the client won't have to read long pages. Portfolio Design: Use Canva to create a visually appealing portfolio layout that showcases the projects effectively. Organization: Keep everything neat and organized within Google Docs, making it easy for the client to navig...

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I'm in need of a Thai-English bilingual assistant to help me contact Thai Companies (I will provide the leads). This assistant will need to help connect me with a purchasing officer or engineer or manager within the company for me to introduce my company to. My company specializes in offering Engine spare parts for Marine Diesel Engines (Main Engines and Auxiliary Engines). So all of the companies this assistant will be required to contact are related to Marine (ocean) Shipping Lines, Ferries, Ship Owners or Ship Repair Yards. Key Role Responsibilities: - Establish initial contact with companies in Ferry, Marine Transport, Fishing Companies, Ship Repair Shipyards, Ship Owners - Offer our company's services of providing Engine (Main and Auxiliary) Spares for the purpose of...

I'm seeking a skilled graphic designer to create a funny, brightly colored T-shirt design that features humans. The aim is to create an engaging, humorous design that is sure to catch the attention. Key Requirements: - Excellent skills and experience in graphic design, particularly with T-shirt design. - Ability to create eye-catching, humorous designs. - Proficiency in handling bright colors and human figures in design. - Good sense of humor to incorporate wit in the design. The ideal candidate will have a keen eye for detail and ability to translate ideas into creative graphics. It needs to have my company name and phone number, Custom Pro Services llc 256-399-7140. I want it to say something like, i got plastered by Custom Pro Services. We are a swimming pool plast...

We have 20 PDF legal documents each half page or something more that needs to be translated form Russian to English. Noted: Deadline 3 days and budget 40$A

We have 20 PDF documents each half page or something more needs to be translated form Russian to English. Noted: Deadline 3 days and budget 40$A

I would like to have a female voiceover artist who can contribute to a real estate website. The selected candidate will be responsible for recording a short voiceover of approximately 130 words in both Hindi and English. The voiceover should have a pleasant and neutral tone, with minimal modulation, and should be delivered in a clean version without background noise. The budget for this project is negotiable based on the experience and quality of the voiceover artist. Payment will be made upon satisfactory completion of the recordings. Please submit any relevant samples of your past work and your application. Looking forward to your proposals!

I need a very small translation from English to Italian for personal use. It's a few daily conversations and phrases that I'd like to be able to communicate in Italian. The project involves: - Translating short, everyday sentences and phrases from English to Italian. - Recording the translated content in Italian, as a voice recording. I would prefer the voice recording to be delivered in MP3 format. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in English and Italian, with a track record in translation. - Experience with voice recording and audio formats.

I am looking for some native English and Hindi typing experts. The project involves copy typing and data entry from PDF to Word files. I need only native Hindi speaker who is also fluent English speaker. You have to do typing manually and accurately. I have hundreds of pages. I need high-quality and accurate services.

I need the some texts translated from German to US English as soon as possible. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the layout of the source file. Deadline: 48 Hours.

...Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, break...

I am seeking a skilled graphic designer with a flair for interweaving Qatari tradition and modernism to devise labels for my tamarind chutney. You'll be working on a design that encompasses: - Text translation into both English and Arabic - Cultural color schemes - Artistic styles that blend tradition and modernity The flavor profile of the tamarind chutney is spicy, sweet and tangy, and the design should reflect this combination. The ideal candidate will have a strong understanding of Qatari culture, exceptional design skills, and proficiency in both Arabic and English. Please provide portfolio examples of similar works.

...who can help us create a comprehensive English Wikipedia page. The main aim of this page is to increase our brand visibility. Key Details: - Language: The Wikipedia page should be in English. - Purpose: The primary goal of this Wikipedia page is to improve our brand's visibility. It is important that the content is engaging, informative, and adheres to Wikipedia's guidelines. - References: We already have online sources that can be used as references for the Wikipedia page. You will need to incorporate these into the content. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience: I'm looking for candidates who have a track record of creating successful Wikipedia pages, particularly those focused on increasing brand visibility. - Language Skills: Fluency in English...

I'm eager to enhance my English speaking and pronunciation skills in pursuit of advanced proficiency. I'm seeking a structured, immersive learning experience from a skilled tutor in Tamil Nadu. - English Level: Advanced - Focus Area: Speaking and pronunciation - Preferred Dialect: Open to all Ideal candidates would come with: - Experience in language tutoring, specifically for advanced English learners. - Proven ability in improving students’ speaking skills. - Knowledge of different English dialects and accents, though not mandatory is appreciated. - Ability to provide both structured lessons and conversational practice. - Patience, clarity in communication, and a comfortable teaching style. I look forward to embarking on this learning jour...

Hi, I need someone with knowledge of English and Education, for creating a material for high school students in a nice and atractive format. This material must include the following topics. A. Grammar: Comparatives and Superlatives, Simple Present, Simple Past, Simple Future, Present Continuous, Possessive Adjectives, Object Pronouns, Linking Words, Would conditional, Passive voice (only present and past) and Present Perfect. B. A text with a short vocabulary and two execises with answers of each of the followint topics: Jobs interviews, movies and news, traveling around the world, good practices with the Earth (ecology), Dangers in the digital world, Choosing a carrer, Productivity habits, modern inventions, Natural Disasters, and Soft Skill in the workplace. In general the mai...

I'm in need of a creative tee shirt design for our indoor pickleball club. The design should be hand-drawn in a cartoonish style, with a quirky and fun twist. Key Imagery: - Incorporate Pickleball Equipment and Funny Characters creatively. - I'm also looking for a unique element - a planet that looks like an indoor pickleball with 26 holes. It should be central to the design, but not overwhelming. - To give you an idea of the kind of fun we're looking for, there's an alien with a paddle, and a girl in a bathtub full of pickleballs - a 'pickleball plunge'. Design Aesthetic: - The chosen color scheme should be black and white, giving a classic simplicity to the design. - The overall style should be light-hearted and fun. Ideal Skills and Experien...

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create some humorous t-shirt design for all men casual bowling team called Pick-Up-Artist. Funny sexy design - Target Audience: The primary target audience for these t-shirts is casual bowlers. They should appeal to those who engage in bowling for fun and leisure. - Design Style: I'm looking for designs that predominantly focus on puns, wordplay, and incorporate visual gags. Clever, witty humor is key, so experience with this style is a huge plus. - Color Preferences: The t-shirts should be designed in bright and bold colors to make them stand out and add to their humorous appeal. Ideal Skills: - T-shirt design experience - Proficiency in creating designs with puns, wordplay, and visual gags - Understanding of the casual bowler targe...

I'm seeking a talented translator to convert content from English to Arabic. This project involves translating a text document specifically. Key requirements and characteristics for the project's success are: - Proficiency in English and Arabic - Familiarity with a variety of professional jargon - Contextual understanding for accurate translations - Detail-oriented approach to preserve the original content's meaning Experience in translating similar documents would be very beneficial for this project. This job requires attention to detail and an understanding of both languages at a high level. Looking forward to receiving your bids.

I am looking for a proficient translator who can convert my technical manual from English to Spanish. The level of technicality in the manual is basic, so you will not encounter overly complex or industry-specific terminologies. Key requirements: - Proficiency in Spanish and English - Experience with technical translations, specifically technical manuals - Attention to detail Your role will involve translating the content while ensuring that the original meaning and context are preserved.

I urgently need a professional interpreter who can expertly handle French to English simultaneous interpreting services at a business meeting tomorrow. Requirements are: - Proficiency in both French and English languages - Proven experience in simultaneous interpreting On Zoom - Familiarity with business settings is preferred - Availability to work on an hourly basis Your task will be to enable seamless communication between English and French speakers at the meeting. Prior business interpreting experience will be a plus.

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About us: BA Marine is 3 years old company with a track record of USD 15 Million value of transaction of 60 vessels in GCC during the past 3 years and operated by the owner alone that generate 60 existing clients and 400 prospective clients. We are looking for bilingual speakers: Arabic and English for social media/ LinkedIn outreach. Your tasks include: -Screening existing Facebook and Instagram users by sending DMs using your accounts to check if they are interested in a certain boat by providing our boats database. -Approaching users on LinkedIn targeting C-Level, Doctors, Engineers etc who are based on Arabian Gulf seafront cities. -Inviting users on public groups or any other boat lovers communities to join our FB page or to follow us on Instagram. -Nurturing clients who...

I am creating my own video game, and i am working alone. I require the exceptional talent of a voice actor capable of delivering a compelling elderly British accent for a dramatic role in my project. Key Requirements: - Prefer of British accent - Ability to convincingly portray an elderly character - Exceptional dramatic voice acting skills Ideal candidates should have: - Proven experience in voice acting particularly in drama - A voice reel showcasing various performances in a British accent, preferably in an elderly range Your task will involve bringing an elderly character to life in a dramatic story context. Interpretation of the narrative and delivering the right emotional depth is crucial for the role. The character is a Elder master, tired, he tells a history...

...appreciation I have for my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elements together in a...

I need a professional to convert English voice not to Arabic text the voice from British council 3 Min.

I'm seeking an experienced English instructor to provide advanced level Business English instruction in an in-person setting. Key Requirements: - Proficiency: You should have a strong command of English, particularly in business-related contexts. - Teaching Experience: Experience in teaching English, especially at an advanced level, is essential. - Business Acumen: It's important to have a good understanding of business concepts and practices, so you can effectively incorporate them into the English lessons. - Interpersonal Skills: The ability to communicate clearly and effectively, and to tailor your teaching style to suit individual learning styles is crucial. - Cultural Sensitivity: An awareness of different cultural norms and customs is im...

I need an artist to create 2-5 caricatures for personal use. The style should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exagg...should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exaggerated style are crucial. Some funnyness included in their features would be ideal, but not too too much, i want it to still be them, but hopefully them looking a little funny. The backgrounds can be altered to anything, its mostly a focus on the girls an...

Do you understand instructions when given and can do tasks on excel? Are you a beginner? Are you free right now to work with me and read the data in pdf so I can write it on excel? If your answer if yes to all of that question bid by asking any question regarding this post to make your bid high quality. NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY. WILL TAKE 3-4 HOURS APPROXIMATELY. (just an approximation)

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I'd like to request a quote for "I'm in need of a translator who can take English user manuals on advanced technical topics related to Energy, and translate them to French. The ideal candidate would have: - Proficiency in English and French - Proven experience translating user manuals - A solid background in the Energy industry - Familiarity with the advanced technical jargon used in the Energy sector

I'm seeking a skilled translator to convert an English-language user manual into French. This translation will be used for customer publications, so accuracy and cultural nuance are crucial. The ideal candidate will have: - Prior experience in technical translation, preferably in the energy sector - Native-level proficiency in both English and French - A keen eye for detail and understanding of the nuances of user manuals Your role will be to ensure that the essence and functionality of the original document are maintained while making the content accessible and engaging for our French-speaking customers. A background in energy-related topics will be a significant advantage. Please share your relevant experience and expertise in your proposal, along with a summary of...

...musical accompaniment suitable for the plots; Quality control and volume level of sound effects and music; Participating in discussions and expressing expert opinions out loud. Requirements: Knowledge of modern audio editors; Theoretical knowledge of working with sound; Outstanding sense of rhythm, hearing and humor to create interesting, realistic and funny sounds; Ability to work in the office and remotely; Good communication skills in English; Experience as a sound engineer/designer is preferred; Readiness of the selection task. We offer: Flexible work schedule; Remote work from anywhere in the world; Wages, fair judicial assessment based on the amount of work performed; Opportunities for self-realization and professional development; The next task is to promote mater...

...with a comprehensive grasp of English. The subject or type of content required has not been specified, so flexibility will be important for this project. The ideal candidate will be a creatives who can adapt to various writing styles and tones based on the requirements. Skills/Experience: • Proven experience in content writing • Excellent command of English • Ability to research and learn about various topics quickly • Ability to write engaging, clear and grammatically correct content • Understanding of SEO basics is a plus • Ability to adhere to deadlines. Job Duties: • Write high-quality content based on vague instructions • Adapt writing style as needed • Proofread and edit your own work. If you enjoy tackling diverse ...

I'm seeking an Entry level English teacher to conduct online classes. Key Requirements: - Teaching: You should be able to explain English concepts in a clear and understandable manner. - Communication: Good communication skills are essential as you'll be interacting with students online. - Tech-Savvy: Comfort with online teaching platforms and ability to troubleshoot basic technical issues. Experience: - Entry Level (0-2 years): We're looking for a fresh and enthusiastic candidate, willing to learn and adapt. This job is perfect for someone who's recently graduated or is starting out their career in teaching and is looking for a way to establish themselves on the online platform.

I'm seeking a charismatic model with excellent English skills to create short educational videos. These videos will have a focus on the dissemination of general information, ideal for a wide range of audiences. Key Responsibilities: - Developing and delivering engaging content under 5 minutes long - Ensuring content is educational and easy to understand Ideal Candidate: - Excellent English-speaking skills - Comfortable in front of a camera - Experience or interest in creating educational content - Must be able to present information in an engaging, understandable manner. This is a great opportunity for someone looking to showcase their communication skills in a unique and impactful way.

Hi, I am looking for a virtual assistant that is bilingual in Spanish and English and is available to work from 9am PST until 3 or 5pm PST Monday through Friday for a doctor's office long term (>12 months) There are retention and production bonuses paid. Must have reliable internet. Duties include - data entry - translating over the phone - calling people to obtain information - scheduling appointments - responding to emails and voicemails - using a Slack like program You will have weekly meetings to answer any questions with the doctor (who is also bilingual). You will have access to a mentor/support team. You will be given scripts to use and specific questions to ask. You do NOT have to: scribe, create social media, create marketing emails, code, create graphics. ...

Urdu to English translation which is to be completed till 10 am US time.

I'm in need of someone fluent in both Arabic and English with a background in technical or engineering fields to assist me with a data entry and translation task related to website localization. Key Responsibilities: - Typing and copying data from one source to another - Translate content using our ready GPTS and adapt it for localization Ideal Skills: - Native or fluent in both Arabic and English - Experience in technical or engineering fields - Proficient in data entry and translation - Experienced with website localization Sample work attached; This document will be input into website and adding translation and word formatting .. total 600 multiple choice Questions . The task involves less than 100 pages/words. The project is crucial for our company's expan...

I need a talented artist to design a unique stick figure character, reminiscent of a western-style character, exclusively for my company. Afterward, take that character and bring him to life with 2D animation. This character should be cheerful and goofy, presenting a funny yet clumsy demeanor. Thereafter, this character should be viable for insertion into realistic photographs, videos, and drawings. Key Tasks: • Design a unique, western-themed stick figure character • Embodiment of cheerful and goofy personality traits in the character • Transform the design into 2D animation • Make artwork adaptable for realistic photos, videos, and drawing appearances The aim is to use this animated character in our marketing materials, so any experience in this area would be...

I'm in need of a talented illustrator who can create engaging and high-quality cartoon illustrations. These illustrations will be primarily used for social media purposes. I need a series of images of different characters ( animals, objects, something else ) that will be funny. I don't need anything complicated, fewer colors and details. Will be used for crypto community. Key requirements include: - Proficient in creating cartoon illustrations - Ability to adapt style for social media - Understanding of social media design trends Ideal candidate should have: - A strong portfolio of previous cartoon illustrations - Experience in creating artwork for social media - Proficiency in graphic design software.

I'm seeking a Native English speaker to do a C1 English exam in my place. The exam consists of 25-minute reading and 25min listening tests you will get questions and multiple options to choose the correct answer A Native English speaker is needed, the exam result level must be C1 anything lower than C1 i won't accept Exam total time is 1 hour

We're seeking a freelancer to create 20 texts about aesthetic treatments, each accompanied by relevant hashtags.

I'm in the process of setting up a voiceover marketplace platform focusing exclusively on male voiceover artists. These professionals will primarily cater to English-speaking clients. Specifically, I'm looking for talents that fall within the middle-aged category, specifically between 36 and 55 years old. Key Project Requirements: - Platform Development: I need a capable web developer to create the interface and functionality for the platform. - Voiceover Expertise: The ideal candidate will have experience in the voiceover industry. - English Proficiency: A high level of proficiency in English, both spoken and written, is a must. - Middle-Aged Male Voiceover Artists: Prior experience working with middle-aged voiceover artists is a plus. Overall, I'm se...

I urgently need a professional interpreter who can expertly handle French to English simultaneous interpreting services at a business meeting tomorrow. Requirements are: - Proficiency in both French and English languages - Proven experience in simultaneous interpreting On Zoom - Familiarity with business settings is preferred - Availability to work on an hourly basis Your task will be to enable seamless communication between English and French speakers at the meeting. Prior business interpreting experience will be a plus.

...need a hand to get things done efficiently. I'm on the lookout for a professional virtual assistant who is not only fluent in English but also skilled in email management, appointment scheduling, light accounting, and spreadsheet tasks. Here's what the job entails: - Managing my emails and scheduling appointments - Helping with light accounting and maintaining spreadsheets - Entrusted with some data entry duties The ideal candidate would have: - Proven experience in similar roles - Exceptional command over English - Strong skills in using spreadsheet and email tools You should expect to work around 10-20 hours a week. This job requires professional-level English fluency given the nature of the tasks at hand. Excellent organizational skills and an e...

I'm urgently in need of an experienced translator who can help me translate two books from English to Italian. The total word count is approximately 62,890 words and the original files are in PDF format. Key Responsibilities: - Translate 62,890 words across less than 10 files from English to Italian - Ensure the translated text is accurate, coherent, and culturally appropriate - Deliver the translated text in a timely manner Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in translating books or long-form content - Native-level proficiency in Italian and fluency in English - Familiarity with both English and Italian speaking cultures - Proficiency in PDF editing and file conversion tools Please keep in mind that I'm looking for an urgent completio...