SEO expert advice for nude celeb site

Hello, I need a 1/2 hour consultation with a very experienced SEO to give advice on particular matters regarding the final phase of the design of a multi-lingual nude celebrity photopost site. Please note that I am not asking for submitting services or anything of that kind: I am requesting a simple one-time 1/2 hour consultation to take place either via MSN or email. Further consultations would ideally happen on an as-needed bases with same SEO until the site is ready for international release, at which time the services of same SEO would be sought to handle that release. Thank you for your consideration.