need an VIRTUEMART/JOOMLA expert - FAST PAY!

READ CAREFULLY START YOUR BID WITH "I'M A JOOMLA/VIRTUEMART EXPERT" so I know you are not blind bidding. I am the owner of a web development company, I need someone who is proficient with joomla/vituemart. You are to treat me as a developer as well. I personally installed joomla/virtuemart on my own, with no prior experience, so I know it is simple task. This project is very specific so please READ and PROVE you are professional and can follow instructions: 1. you must speak good english 2. you must be an expert with joomla/virtumart/php/mysql 3. you must be capable to work fast, on my schedule 4. no teams. Freelance individual only 5. do not paste your sales pitch or portfolio 6. your prices must be very fair Tasks: You will be installing joomla/virtuemart on one of our domains and setting up a custom store and template. You will not be required to design. I am a designer. You will also be instructed to import products from a different store system via CSV. You will also need to be very SEO minded and provide expertise with on page SEO and directing traffic. ***** You will be interviewed for this job via email or Yahoo Chat. If your skill set shines like a star then you will be our main contact for on going work from now on***** I am very good at finding true talent, if you are below average or incoherent in any way the interview will end and I will remove you immediately. Introduce yourself on the PBM and explain how you can help us.