HONEST DECENT WHITE HAT SEO EXPERT WANTED!!

Wanted: decent, genuine SEO expert to provide quotes to reach google position 3 for the following keywords (please quote per keyword): Remy Wigs Remy Wig Human Hair Wigs Human Hair Wig Lace Wigs Lace Wig Front Lace Wigs Front Lace Wig Full Lace Wigs Full Lace Wig Prebonded Hair Extensions Human Hair Extensions Remy Hair Extensions Micro Ring Hair Extensions Wavy Hair Extensions Thick Clip In Hair Extensions ***WHITE HAT METHODS ONLY - NOTHING IN ANY WAY 'DODGY'**** Please just email me with a simple quote per keyword (I would expect some to be more expensive than others) and a rough timescale to reach google position 3 for each. Please don't send me a load of fluff or specific technical jargon about what you do - if I start reading about how you "specialise in connecting the exlcrz to the fhhy using a jkytgc" I will switch off immediately! I don't need to know your entire business history, or about the dozes of different packages you can offer me, I just want a decent, honest, skilled human being who will talk to me in layman's terms and give me a straight up quote for each individual keyword. Please note that I am only prepared to pay once the job is completed (i.e. I will release the money per keyword once that keyword hits position 3 in google) so please don't quote me unless you are prepared to work on this basis. Thanks!