Closed

Content Writing

I need jokes using cartoon animals. The jokes can be one liners or a conversation between too animals. However, the conversation can only be two liners, 3 liners at most. Short is preferable as the jokes will be embroidered on shirts alongside the cartoon and longer ones can take up more space which we don't want. Read the comics of Liz Climo from www.lizclimo.tumblr.com. Her jokes utilizes the animals and sometimes, other objects.

Sample format:

(one liners)

*Animal*: I ate it.

Ex. Bear: I ate it.

(two liners)

*1st Animal*: I did this.

*2nd Animal*: No, you didn't.

Ex.

Monkey: I did this.

Bird: No, you didn't.

(Same with three liners.)

(jokes with objects)

*1st Animal*: It's so hot outside.

- animal is wearing sunglasses -

Ex.

Polar Bear: It's so hot outside.

Other animal, no Pauline it's okay go do it.

Send 2 sample jokes through Freelancer chat or in your bid message.

EDIT:
(jokes with objects)
*1st animal*: It's so hot outside.
- animal is wearing sunglasses -
Ex.
Polar Bear: It's so hot outside.
- wearing sunglasses -

(jokes with questions instead of dialogue)
What do you call a grizzly bear that has been rained on?
A drizzly bear.
*picture of bear that's wet*

(jokes involving poses only)
A bear wearing a faux fur coat.

I've attached cartoons of Liz Climo so you may see her style of jokes. However, most of her jokes are too long so please submit sample jokes that aren't so long. You can also submit jokes that involve the pose of the animal with no text and with or without objects. See in the images, the snake and the rat taking a selfie, an otter proposing with a clam that has a pearl, etc. Also, I need jokes that are more than just puns about animal names. Though puns are alright too, but not amazing.

Skills: Book Writing, Catch Phrases, Creative Writing, Research Writing, Slogans

See more: www tumblr com, www freelancer 24 com, writing space, writing sample format, writing jokes, writing comics, writing cartoon, writing bird, message writing format, freelancer t shirts, format of message writing, format of content writing, ex freelancer, content writing format, cartoon writing , topics technical write, process technical write, writing project report technical, report japanese write report, project report technical

About the Employer:
( 0 reviews ) Philippines

Project ID: #11091562

13 freelancers are bidding on average ₱910 for this job

JAusten

1. One bird to another bird: ' What did you just tweet?' 2. A cheetah: ' Always spot on!' Hi, I'm a copywriter with a flair for writing one liners. Please check my portfolio. Look forward to hearing from you. T More

₱720 PHP in 3 days
(36 Reviews)
5.1
₱1040 PHP in 1 day
(4 Reviews)
4.3
Jannatun90

Hi, I am a professional writer, and I have some expert article writers. I always check and recheck before sending to the client. Do not worry about the deadline. I am eagerly waiting for your response. Thanks with best More

₱1040 PHP in 1 day
(15 Reviews)
4.2
sriraghav384

Read your requirements: Example One liner: " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Let me know further details. I can do this for sure

₱820 PHP in 1 day
(6 Reviews)
1.9
shubhy

Hello, Ive got a good hand at writing jokes and gigs. Plus i come from an engineering [login to view URL] i guess geeky jokes go well with animals. So i can do a good job

₱1080 PHP in 3 days
(1 Review)
1.3
RIZWANSARWAR

Hello i can do this task, i can make illustrations, sketches for you and also write 2 liner jokes at reasonable price. Waiting to start

₱720 PHP in 1 day
(3 Reviews)
0.6
₱1040 PHP in 1 day
(0 Reviews)
0.0
₱1040 PHP in 1 day
(0 Reviews)
0.0
₱820 PHP in 1 day
(0 Reviews)
0.0
avinashjain09

Hello, I have read your requirements, please provide more about the work. I have 5 years of experience in article writing, content writing, blog writing, technical writing. I have worked with a reputed company for 4 ye More

₱1000 PHP in 1 day
(0 Reviews)
0.0
reyesrjt

Turtle *with sniper rifle* - Caption "Slowly but surely" Bat w/ walking stick for the blind and shades - Caption "I can see in the dark" Goat *Rocker Outfit w/ goatee* - Caption "Rock On!!" Penguin on an Airplane - More

₱970 PHP in 2 days
(0 Reviews)
0.0
KwritesforYou

Best jokes. You'll get your work on time. And have no regrets.

₱820 PHP in 5 days
(0 Reviews)
0.0
burcubinguler

I work in a video agency which makes great explainer videos. So, since I work with many people with a good sense of humor, they help me to be more creative about these kind of jokes.

₱720 PHP in 1 day
(0 Reviews)
0.0