Content Writing

I need jokes using cartoon animals. The jokes can be one liners or a conversation between too animals. However, the conversation can only be two liners, 3 liners at most. Short is preferable as the jokes will be embroidered on shirts alongside the cartoon and longer ones can take up more space which we don't want. Read the comics of Liz Climo from www.lizclimo.tumblr.com. Her jokes utilizes the animals and sometimes, other objects. Sample format: (one liners) *Animal*: I ate it. Ex. Bear: I ate it. (two liners) *1st Animal*: I did this. *2nd Animal*: No, you didn't. Ex. Monkey: I did this. Bird: No, you didn't. (Same with three liners.) (jokes with objects) *1st Animal*: It's so hot outside. - animal is wearing sunglasses - Ex. Polar Bear: It's so hot outside. Other animal, no Pauline it's okay go do it. Send 2 sample jokes through Freelancer chat or in your bid message.