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I'm seeking a skilled graphic designer to create a funny, brightly colored T-shirt design that features humans. The aim is to create an engaging, humorous design that is sure to catch the attention. Key Requirements: - Excellent skills and experience in graphic design, particularly with T-shirt design. - Ability to create eye-catching, humorous designs. - Proficiency in handling bright colors and human figures in design. - Good sense of humor to incorporate wit in the design. The ideal candidate will have a keen eye for detail and ability to translate ideas into creative graphics. It needs to have my company name and phone number, Custom Pro Services llc 256-399-7140. I want it to say something like, i got plastered by Custom Pro Services. We are a swimming pool plast...

I'm looking for a professional to review my embedded C++ source code. The review should encompass the following: - Identification of any potential issues which could result in undesired behaviour - Identify any obvious errors...not be known. I do NOT want any style or general commenting recommendations - the review is ONLY TO IDENTIFY serious issues. I do not want speedup suggestions. This is close to production so any changes *need to be necessary* to improve the quality of the code. Skills and experience required: - Proficiency in C++ programming. - Experience in code review, This 1st project is for approx. 5000 lines of code. If successful then more projects will be offered. I would estimate this should take 3-6 hours. Please provide details of your relevant experienc...

I'm looking to start a digital marketing agency focusing on social media marketing. I'm seeking collaborators who are interested in co-owning and scaling the business with me. - Required Collaborators: I'm specifically in need of graphic designers, SEO specialists, and content writers. - Communication Preference: I prefer commu...looking to start a digital marketing agency focusing on social media marketing. I'm seeking collaborators who are interested in co-owning and scaling the business with me. - Required Collaborators: I'm specifically in need of graphic designers, SEO specialists, and content writers. - Communication Preference: I prefer communication via voice or video calls. This is to ensure that we maintain clear lines of communication and fo...

I need a simple f...big screen iPad. The form will collect NAME EMAIL CITY PHONE NUMBER phone number will be a formatted 10 digit max, and email will need validation for properly formatted. This will take the data and post it to our existing base and will then revert form back to a page that says success, and then auto redirect to the form page. The form page will look neat and clean and also contain a couple lines of text and our logo. You will use the existing config file to connect to our base, instead of creating a new one. This project needs completed today and should only take an hour to complete. This is to be written in php 8.2 and connected to sql dbase. You will be paid $30 when it is complete and verified to be working on our server. Ping me if you can complete ...

I'm seeking a designer to create a modern and minimalist e-catalogue for our sports apparel brand. The catalogue will consist of 30-40 pages showcasing our product lines, organized by sport type. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in creating e-catalogues, especially in the fashion or sports industry - Strong design sense, with a focus on modern and minimalist aesthetics - Experience in creating engaging PDF versions of e-catalogues - Understanding of sports apparel industry and product categorization - Able to source individual sports apparel artworks to include within the catalogue (MUST) - Sports which are included but not limited to -> cricket, soccer, rugby, netball, school leavers, jackets and hoodies - Creation of elegant and modern title pages Key Requirem...

...entries, country, some photos and one video of limited size, different costs etc (see ). The job is to implement the feature of Travel Route Map Creation using Leaflet and OpenStreetMap (both free, opensource). There is a tutorial here Users will be able to search a place in map, create lines of different colors from one place to another, add/tie blog posts, links and pictures with the map, dates, notes and then only map creator can download the map as Image/PDF. Leaflet free plugin is there for this. Each created map should have unique link. Creator of map can embed the map in his blog, allow/disallow download, optionally can export inside blog pdf. See one map I created for this job

draw previous day max. High nad Low on todays chart draw the lines from midnight to midnight calculate max. High and Low from midnight to midnight needs to be counted and drawn according to time zone set (time zone I will input manually) I am in UTC+2, I need to do calculation in eastearn standart time zone, that's why on my chart are the lines from 6:00 to 6:00 (it is midnight in EST) skips weekends it will draw fridays max High and Low on Monday's chart make for 10 days in history (this variable I want to input manually) It will look like this:

...Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, break...

I'm looking for a talented graphic designer to create a unique sports-related graphic for the launch of a new tennis paddle. The ideal design will: - Be a 3D mockup, giving a clear visual of the final printed product - Incorporate elements inspired by sports, such as dynamic lines or action motifs - Utilize a grayscale color palette, with a gold base and textured hollow - Include specific elements like Coins & 777 Jackpot graphics The project will require an understanding of: - Graphic design for print - 3D modeling for product mockups - Creativity to blend sports theme with graphic elements - Skill with grayscale and gold color schemes Please note that the dimensions of the paddle will be provided at a later time, allowing some flexibility in your design process. Des...

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The task involves modifying an existing STL terrain model to add a raised line that will accurately represent multiple hiking paths on a rugged terrain when the model is manufactured. The hiking paths will be slightly raised above th...multiple hiking paths on a rugged terrain when the model is manufactured. The hiking paths will be slightly raised above the terrain so they are visible when the file is 3D printed or CNC carved on a small-scale model. The STL file will be provided. The map of the hiking paths will be provided and you will need to accurately overlay the paths onto the terrain model. No text is required, only the lines of the hiking trails. An image of the carved model and map of the hiking trails is attached. Please reply with questions if more information ...

...wordpress sales page, At present, it is a function of wpc bought together, and pop-up windows have also been developed. You need to refer to the functions of the two websites "" and "", and the amount is $150. Working hours are 7 days. ★ Copy the functions and appearance of ""： 1: Title: It is limited to only 2 lines of text, followed by「 ... 」to display, the same as the current title 2: Hover picture or title: display all title names 「Refer to the home page picture,v 3: Only display "selling price" 4: Move the tick in the upper left corner to the lower right corner 5: For mobile phones or sliders that reduce the screen, , 「4/1」of the product image will be left on the far right (please refer to Picture 5)

I'm in need of an innovative and visually striking paint scheme for my jig hooks that will be used primarily in freshwater. The ideal scheme should incorporate: - Bright and vibrant colors: The main aim is to create a design that will visually attract fish in fresh...attract fish in freshwater environments. - Glow in the dark features: For that extra edge, it would be great to have a glow in the dark element incorporated into the design. Jig will need to incorporate a 3D eye. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in both fishing and design, and be able to demonstrate a good understanding of fish behavior and what attracts them visually. The project will require creativity, an eye for detail, and an understanding of the practicalities of such a design in a ...

...and a symbol that conveys trustworthiness. I already have an image that I've created, but want it replicated and turned into a file I can use on both online and print format. Key requirements include: - A design that seamlessly integrates the text and the symbol, ensuring that both elements are clear and legible. - A symbol that effectively communicates trustworthiness, ideally through clean lines, symmetry, or other visual cues associated with reliability. - A modern and professional overall appearance, to ensure it resonates with my audience and conveys my brand's core values. Ideal skills for this project would include a strong track record in logo design, particularly with a portfolio that showcases a mix of text-based and symbol-based logos. Experience in crea...

I am looking for a graphic designer with experience in logo design to upgrade my current logo. The current branding just includes letters and lacks an image. I am interested in incorporating an abstract nature element into it to better reflect our brand identity. ...strong track record in creating memorable and modern logo designs, I want to hear from you. Please include relevant nature-themed logo redesigns in your portfolio when you bid. I know what I want and have a basic draft that needs cleaned up. Image 1 is the free vector from online; image 2 is the rough revision I want to make so that it looks like it includes these letters: MMH. I love the look, lines & angle of the base and hope to keep them in the revision. Obviously the sun in my rough version is quite distorted f...

I'm in need of a creative tee shirt design for our indoor pickleball club. The design should be hand-drawn in a cartoonish style, with a quirky and fun twist. Key Imagery: - Incorporate Pickleball Equipment and Funny Characters creatively. - I'm also looking for a unique element - a planet that looks like an indoor pickleball with 26 holes. It should be central to the design, but not overwhelming. - To give you an idea of the kind of fun we're looking for, there's an alien with a paddle, and a girl in a bathtub full of pickleballs - a 'pickleball plunge'. Design Aesthetic: - The chosen color scheme should be black and white, giving a classic simplicity to the design. - The overall style should be light-hearted and fun. Ideal Skills and Experien...

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create some humorous t-shirt design for all men casual bowling team called Pick-Up-Artist. Funny sexy design - Target Audience: The primary target audience for these t-shirts is casual bowlers. They should appeal to those who engage in bowling for fun and leisure. - Design Style: I'm looking for designs that predominantly focus on puns, wordplay, and incorporate visual gags. Clever, witty humor is key, so experience with this style is a huge plus. - Color Preferences: The t-shirts should be designed in bright and bold colors to make them stand out and add to their humorous appeal. Ideal Skills: - T-shirt design experience - Proficiency in creating designs with puns, wordplay, and visual gags - Understanding of the casual bowler targe...

...a solid understanding of fashion trends, materials and garment construction is essential. The successful freelancer must be able to take my vision and translate it into unique and marketable clothing items that appeal to a wide audience. A keen eye for detail, as well as a strong fashion sense and understanding of current trends, is crucial for this project. Experience with designing clothing lines, and the ability to create technical sketches and tech packs for manufacturers would be a major plus. Your primary responsibilities will include: - Understanding the target market and designing clothing items that resonate with the audience - Creating original, unique and trendy clothing designs - Providing technical sketches and constructing tech packs - Collaborating with me to ...

...a solid understanding of fashion trends, materials and garment construction is essential. The successful freelancer must be able to take my vision and translate it into unique and marketable clothing items that appeal to a wide audience. A keen eye for detail, as well as a strong fashion sense and understanding of current trends, is crucial for this project. Experience with designing clothing lines, and the ability to create technical sketches and tech packs for manufacturers would be a major plus. Your primary responsibilities will include: - Understanding the target market and designing clothing items that resonate with the audience - Creating original, unique and trendy clothing designs - Providing technical sketches and constructing tech packs - Collaborating with me to ...

I'm looking for a skilled React Native de...photo and write a bio. - Pay for parking. QR code to scan at park location for paid parking access. - Domestic flight departures/arrival – display on-time or delayed schedule (updates provided by airlines?) - Pay for baggage trolleys at airports? – QR code for confirmed payment - Where to shop and dine at airports (paid marketing)- - - - Expedited access to security screening (avoid delay from lines) - ⁠Advance book business lounge at airport Ideal skills and experience: - Extensive experience with React Native. - Previous work on e-commerce apps is highly desirable. - Understanding of mobile UI/UX best practices. - Proficiency in developing for both iOS and Android platforms. - Ability to create a user-friendly and vi...

...follow the coastline of our existing hi-res (linedrawing) map of the mediterranean sea (a section of our map is included as , a small colorized square shows what we need done and approx. what detail level) but otherwise doesn't need to be extremely accurate. (Just as long as a handful of mountains appear where the alps and pyrenees actually are - these tallest mountains can have mist and lines indicating waterfalls as shown in example #2) - Lush greens should dominate the land areas, surrounding beautiful azure sea and lighter shallow coastal water and sand-yellow beaches, approximately as shown in the example file attached, or in the file attached. We will need IDENTICAL STYLE extension maps for the northern half of Europe and the Americas,

...the deep affection and appreciation I have for my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elemen...

...graphic designer who specializes in minimalist logos. My new coffee lab business is to improve coffee experience for everyone. The logo is intended to be used in various applications including on our website, storefront signage, and packaging. Key Points: - The primary color for the logo should be green to truly represent the essence of our business. - The style I'm after is minimalist. Think clean lines, simple shapes and a design that can be easily recognized and remembered. Ideal skills and experience: - Strong portfolio with a proven track record of creating minimalist logos. - Understanding of color psychology and the ability to use green to evoke the desired emotions. - Experience designing logos for multiple applications such as websites, signs, and packaging. P...

I need an artist to create 2-5 caricatures for personal use. The style should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exagg...should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exaggerated style are crucial. Some funnyness included in their features would be ideal, but not too too much, i want it to still be them, but hopefully them looking a little funny. The backgrounds can be altered to anything, its mostly a focus on the girls an...

...compatibility with the latest Android standards. Requirements: 1) Textbox Input: Include a textbox for users to enter the size and filename. 2) Byte Stream Generation: Generate a byte stream from /dev/qrandom based on the entered size. 3) Display Byte Stream: Upon clicking the 'Generate' button, display the byte stream in a scrollable textbox below the button. The display should format the bytes in lines across the screen, removing any null characters. 4) File Writing: Save the byte stream to a file in the /sdcard/ directory, ensuring compliance with the permission requirements of the latest Android version (version 13). 5) App Icon Design: Design a new app icon that adopts a contemporary, minimalistic style. Dashboard Redesign: Revise the dashboard layout to enhance ...

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer who specializes in logo creation and has a flair for minimalistic design. Key Responsibilities: - Design a distinctive, minimalistic logo - Create high-quality digital files for the logo Ideal Profile: - Strong understanding and competency in minimalistic design - Proven experience in logo desig...minimalistic design. Key Responsibilities: - Design a distinctive, minimalistic logo - Create high-quality digital files for the logo Ideal Profile: - Strong understanding and competency in minimalistic design - Proven experience in logo design - Creativity and a keen eye for detail - Ability to take direction and work within specific branding requirements. If you can create sleek, clean lines and a modern touch, I'd love to...

I need a skilled website developer to create a professional portfolio website for me. This should not only showcase a services/products section but also include a testimonials area. Key Requirements: - I want a professional design style for my site. Clean lines, crisp images, and a reputation-enhancing user experience are paramount. - A well-organized Services/Products section that can portray my offerings clearly. - A testimonial area to highlight feedback from previous clients or partners. -I have a registered domain and I rented a hosting service which I expect my website to be hosted there Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in developing professional portfolio websites. - Expertise in creating an impactful services/products section and a user-friendly testim...

...sound effects for YouTube videos; Creation of musical accompaniment suitable for the plots; Quality control and volume level of sound effects and music; Participating in discussions and expressing expert opinions out loud. Requirements: Knowledge of modern audio editors; Theoretical knowledge of working with sound; Outstanding sense of rhythm, hearing and humor to create interesting, realistic and funny sounds; Ability to work in the office and remotely; Good communication skills in English; Experience as a sound engineer/designer is preferred; Readiness of the selection task. We offer: Flexible work schedule; Remote work from anywhere in the world; Wages, fair judicial assessment based on the amount of work performed; Opportunities for self-realization and professional develop...

As the owner of an upcoming fashion boutique catering to men's and women's clothing, I'm looking for a creative professional to help develop an overall design concept in line with a modern and minimalistic aesthetic. Key tasks and responsibilities: - Strategically incorporate textures, patterns, or prints into the overall design to enrich the visual experience without comprom...shopping environment. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in boutique or retail store design, especially in the fashion sector. - Proficient in modern, minimalist design concepts. - Strong graphic design skills. - Experience in creating custom illustrations and textures. The ultimate goal is to create an inviting, user-friendly, and visually stimulating space where the clothing l...

I'm looking for a skilled AutoIt developer to modify my existing program, originally designed for Internet Explorer, to work with Microsoft Edge. Specific Requirements: - Your task will be adapting the existing program, which is around 100 lines long, to work with Microsoft Edge. - The program is currently able to automate navigation and clicks on web pages. You will need to ensure this functionality carries over to Edge seamlessly. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in AutoIt programming language - Prior experience in adapting programs from Internet Explorer to other browsers - Strong understanding of web automation and navigation - Attention to detail to ensure the program runs smoothly without any glitches Please note: - I do not require any additional features ...

I'm in need of a graphic designer to create a professional and minimalist graphic for my digital pitch deck. Key Requirements: - **Professionalism: ** The graphic should convey a strong sense of professionalism, aligning with the overall tone and message of my pitch. - **Minimalist Style: ** I prefer a minimalist design, focusing on clean lines, simple shapes, and a clear, uncluttered aesthetic. - **Digital Usage: ** The final graphic will be used in a digital presentation, so it should be optimized for viewing on screens. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in creating high-quality, professional graphics for business presentations. - A strong portfolio demonstrating a command of minimalist design principles. - Familiarity with designing graphics for digital use, understand...

I am in need of a professional to convert a CSV file with about 3000 lines into a .sql file, ready for flawless loading into a MySQL database. THIS HAS TO BE DONE WITHIN THE NEXT 60 MINUTES. PLEASE DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT IMMEDIATELY. THANKS. Payment will be $25. US Key tasks: - Convert provided CSV file into a .sql file - Ensure Date/Time values are formatted according to MySQL Date/Time format - Format numeric values as FLOAT within MySQL - Configure date/time values to match my local timezone Skills & Experience: - Proficient in SQL - Experience with MySQL databases - Attention to detail and accuracy Understanding of Time Zones would be a complimentary bonus. This project requires quality and accuracy. Thanks in advance for your valuable bids.

I require a contemporary, sleek and professional logo for my mortgage business: Abundant Equity. Here's what you should know about the design I'm envisioning: - Style: A modern design style, clean lines, and an uncluttered look. - Color Scheme: Predominantly purple with possible accents of blue, aqua, teal, or orange. - Imagery: Please incorporate the concept of a 'home' in the logo. Additional concepts could be "Trust", "Deal" or any other imagery associated with "Abundance" Proficiency in using color theory in design and conveying business messages and values through imagery is a plus.

Calling All Udemy Masters! Help Job Hunting U Launch Like Never Before! Do you breathe Udemy? Are you a whiz at course creation or the ultimate coordinator for instructor success? We want YOU! Job Hunting U, a remote-first tech company, is seeking a passionate Udemy Expert and Coordinator to join our team. Think you've got what it takes? You have a proven track record of success on Udemy - either as a course creator yourself or by helping instructors shine. You're a master organizer, keeping projects on track and deadlines met. You have a knack for clear communication and collaboration (remotely, of course!). You're a creative problem-solver and a team player with a positive attitude. Bonus points if: You've seen our course, "Triple Your Job Int...

I'm seeking an experienced illustrator to create 12 to 15 full-page illustrations, inclusive of the front cover, for a children's book centered around a Pug dog's adventures. Required Illustration Style: - The illustrations need to be a combination of realistic elements and clear, clean cartoon lines, giving the story a fun and charming edge, appropriate for the target age range of 3-5 years old. Specific Elements to Include: - The drawings must include specific dog show-related items like ribbons, trophies, show rings, handlers, and specific breed of dogs. - Additional elements like show trolley and a car window need to be included as well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in children's book illustration. - Ability to blend realism and cart...

...background) and “In-Store Sale” (always a green background). 7. Product name: a. Keep the size b. Keep the font c. Keep the field size 8. Description a. Allow for three lines of text in the field where it is b. Expand the price field to stretch the width of the sign and to allow for $ (I’d like this to be as large as possible). c. Position the “was” price field under the price, justified right. Increase the size as space allows, and allow for 13 characters. d. Position the size of the plant under the “was” price, justified right. Keep the font size. Allow for 15 characters in the field. e. Move the “Price valid” and “Product code” lines to the bottom. Keep the font size. f. Change “Price valid through...

I need a talented artist to design a unique stick figure character, reminiscent of a western-style character, exclusively for my company. Afterward, take that character and bring him to life with 2D animation. This character should be cheerful and goofy, presenting a funny yet clumsy demeanor. Thereafter, this character should be viable for insertion into realistic photographs, videos, and drawings. Key Tasks: • Design a unique, western-themed stick figure character • Embodiment of cheerful and goofy personality traits in the character • Transform the design into 2D animation • Make artwork adaptable for realistic photos, videos, and drawing appearances The aim is to use this animated character in our marketing materials, so any experience in this area would be...

I'm in need of a talented illustrator who can create engaging and high-quality cartoon illustrations. These illustrations will be primarily used for social media purposes. I need a series of images of different characters ( animals, objects, something else ) that will be funny. I don't need anything complicated, fewer colors and details. Will be used for crypto community. Key requirements include: - Proficient in creating cartoon illustrations - Ability to adapt style for social media - Understanding of social media design trends Ideal candidate should have: - A strong portfolio of previous cartoon illustrations - Experience in creating artwork for social media - Proficiency in graphic design software.

...effective online sales strategies. * Solicit to a wider demographic to broaden our current clientele. Skills and Experiences: * Proven record in e-commerce specifically in saree or similar product lines. * Proficient in identifying and reaching out to potential female customer base. * Expertise in utilizing effective channels such as social media and email. Expectations: * Deliver innovative, captivating marketing strategies. * Significant growth in online sales. * Tangible expansion of female customer base. If you are the marketing guru with a background in sarees or similar clothing lines, we need you. Make our brand the go-to name in online saree sales. Let's connect!...

Here's what we need: Smart Sensors: We need something to check the soil moisture so the system knows when to water. Automatic Watering: No more forgetting to water! The system will turn on sprinklers or drip lines when needed. Weather Watcher (Optional): If you can make the system talk to a nearby weather station, that's even better! It can then adjust watering based on things like rain or hot days. Bonus points if you know about: Electronic stuff: Think small computers and gadgets to make the system work. Talking things without wires: This could help the system get weather info. What you get: Help us create a cool system for our garden. Get paid for your skills! Send us a message if you: Like working with electronics. Think you can build this system. Tell us what you ...

I'm in need of a logo for my exterior lighting design company. The logo should primarily have a house or building rooftop outline within it. It should also incorporate geometric shapes and abstract lines or patterns. The name of the company is “elevated lighting” the the slogan being “exterior lighting designs. - Color Scheme: I'm looking for neutral tones, specifically grays and blacks, tans, browns. Or blacks, grays and blue. - Message: The logo should convey a sense of reliability and trust. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Experience in creating logos for design companies - Proficiency in geometric design and abstract patterns - Ability to create a design that effectively conveys trust and reliability - Understanding of how to incorpo...

... Please submit your proposal along with your portfolio showcasing relevant logo design work. Include a brief description of your approach to logo design and how you would interpret the Nerdxus brand. We look forward to reviewing your proposals and finding the perfect designer to bring our vision to life! Thank you, Key Requirements: - Design style: Modern, with a particular emphasis on clean lines and crisp details. - Color palette: We're leaning towards neutral tones (black, white, gray), but are open to professional suggestions. - Imagery: Incorporating abstract shapes into the design is a must. Desired Skills & Experience: - Prior experience in delivering high-quality modern logo designs. - Extensive knowledge of modern design trends and techniques. - Mastery in Ad...

The project is a short anti-war film. You will voice-act the short film's hero Specialist Jones. Specialist Jones is a young fit black crewman on a military helicopter. The project is short and Specialist Jones only has about 6 lines, depending on how you count. Most lines are narration.

As Sorana Agri, we are in the agricultural business and in need of a classic logo design. Our primary focus is agriculture, hunting, winterservice and constructing and we want the design to reflect this aspect. Our ideal logo would encompass elements of the classic style, symbolizing stability and timelessness. The freelancer should be able to: - Design a classic logo that embodies agriculture, hunting, winterservice and constructing - Incorporate elements from all of the above - Implement a classic style that reflects stability and sustainability We are looking for a talented and experienced designer who has a strong understanding of classic design principles and experience in creating logos for agricultural companies. The ability to blend classic design elements with ...

...YouTube channel, specifically in the gaming niche. The ideal candidate should have experience in Adobe Premiere Pro and have a good understanding of how to create engaging, funny gaming content. Key Responsibilities: - Video Editing: You will be responsible for editing my gaming videos. This includes cutting, adding transitions, effects, etc. - Thumbnail Editing: You'll also be tasked with creating catchy, click-worthy thumbnails. This is crucial for attracting viewers. - Channel Editing: Aspects such as end screens, info cards, and overall channel layout will be under your jurisdiction. I'm aiming to create content that's funny and engaging, so your sense of humor and creativity will be a big asset here. If you have experience in the gaming world or have...

...launch a branding initiative for my Networking Events Management company. Key deliverables include a logo, social media banners, an event banner, and business cards. All designs should be tied together by an elegant, sophisticated theme. Key Details: - Branding Theme: The branding should be elegant and sophisticated. Please keep it modern with a touch of minimalism as well. Refined fonts, clean lines, and a sophisticated color scheme should be used. - Social Media Banners: High-impact, engaging banners are needed for Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, and Meetup. Each should have a coherent theme with the overall branding. - Logo Usage: The logo we create together will be featured on the company's website and business cards. Ideal freelancer for this job is a veteran graph...

...at the bottom at $47,500 and increasing in $50 increments to a maximum (at the top) of $53,000. Bottom X-Axis: Dates starting on the left at 1 April, up to 30 April, with ability to continue witn more dates. A horizontal green line at $52,600 and at $103,100. Cells on the spread sheet where I can add data (price points) for FOUR lines on the graph, these lines are designated as "100K Acct1", "100K Acct2", "50K Acct3", "50K Acct4". FOUR horizontal red lines, whose position I can adjust up and down on the chart Labeled "Trailing DD1", "Trailing DD2", "Trailing DD3", "Trailing DD4". Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Previous experience with OpenOffice Calc, not jus...

I'm hunting for a talented web designer who can masterfully create a punchy, stunning homepage, smartly streamlined category landing pages, and intuitively designed product landing pages in collaboration with me. The main objective of my website is to showcase and sell a variety of product features. As a core part of my mission, I desire to feature more than six diverse service categories, so the project demands someone with experience handling an extensive spectrum of services. Key Skills and Experience: - Mastery in designing various types of web pages, including homepages, landing pages, and product pages - Proven track record in creating service-oriented websites - Excellent understanding of categorization and how to make it effortless for users to navigate - Innovative...

...at the bottom at $47,500 and increasing in $50 increments to a maximum (at the top) of $53,000. Bottom X-Axis: Dates starting on the left at 1 April, up to 30 April, with ability to continue witn more dates. A horizontal green line at $52,600 and at $103,100. Cells on the spread sheet where I can add data (price points) for FOUR lines on the graph, these lines are designated as "100K Acct1", "100K Acct2", "50K Acct3", "50K Acct4". FOUR horizontal red lines, whose position I can adjust up and down on the chart Labeled "Trailing DD1", "Trailing DD2", "Trailing DD3", "Trailing DD4". Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Previous experience with OpenOffice Calc, not jus...

...to other people. To do that, she may decide to divide the land into four other patches. In case she decides to not lease the land, no further sub-patches are created. On the contrary, in case the land is divided into four sub-patches, some colored marks (straight lines) on the land are drawn with a thickness of one pixel to mark the private properties that are created. There is no prior knowledge of how and where the lines will be drawn, nor which colors will be used (there is no regular pattern). The only knowledge is that the lines are axis-aligned. The four lessees that receive the sub-patches of land may take the same decision that Lida took before them. They may decide to sublease once again their small patch to others or, else, to keep the land all for thems...