i need a dynamic web site for my business

I need a new website. I need you to design and build my personal website.

Skills :- 1) Should me able to speak with animals.

2) have had participated in first and second world war and got killed 5 times atleast

3) should have scored 2 goal in worldcup final.

4) should have made fastest ODI century (15 balls).

5) participated in building eyptian pyramids and wall of china.

6) have captured a selfie with adolf hitler.

anybody with all this skills contact me a good amount of money will be given.

Thankyou

Talent Acquisition

Project ID: #20441496

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