It should be having these features
1. Nmap Scanning
2. Rss Feed on multiple channels from multiple Websites
3. Random Jokes and Insult from python Library
4. It Should be deployed on Heroku
Only Professional freelancer Required
I can easily make this bot. I've made bots before. The nmap part would be a little tricky, but it's possible. It also depends on the type of scan.
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