I am interested in getting some help with scripts that need to be made funnier for which I need a comedy writer. The project is ongoing. All you have to do is edit the jokes underlined in the script or change them.
The price is $1 per joke net, which means $1 plus the service fee so that you receive the complete $1 for your work. The budget is just a placeholder, you will be paid per joke. This is non-negotiable.
Joke rules:
-Jokes are NOT topical, they are timeless
-Jokes are NOT dirty
-Jokes are appropriate to context
-Jokes are great for any age
-Jokes are not too wordy
-Jokes are not super cliche
-Jokes are not predictable
-Jokes not too formulaic.
-Jokes not sexist, racist, homophobic, against any particular group of people (xenophobic, etc.); In other words, no "Insult comedy."
-If I don't understand the reference, it's too obscure. So no obscure references.
-No hacks (meaning stealing material from other artists, especially copyrights)
Applicant rules:
-Beginners can apply, but some experience is preferred.
-Fluent in English such that you can joke in the culture of English speakers.
-Scripts vary in length and by topic. Some may be easier than others. You should be able to work with either.
If interested, write the name of the author of "The Hamlet" and "As I Lay Dying" on top of your proposal, even before you say hello. Proposals that do not do this will not be considered. Any further details will be discussed later.
Looking forward to your proposals!
yes, I can do it before your deadline..........
I am a PhD writer with 10 years of experience. I have worked on several similar projects of academic writing, and can deliver professional academic writing. I have successfully completed over 1000 projects which are published at my profile with good rating. I can comfortably handle up to 10 pages daily. I'm looking forward to hearing more about the project, and to start working on it immediately. I will be delivering high-quality, plagiarism-free work to you in the minimum amount of time. By awarding this project to me, I will be looking forward to get started for you as soon as possible. Thank You!
contact me through this link
https://www.freelancer.com/u/writingvector
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I will do your project at the cheapest price and in 2 days only
I have 1 year experience in this
I have previously worked with many companies as a comedy content writer
Hi, my name is John, i am a comedy writer and graphic designer. I an HND holder in computer science. with 2 years of experience. I can deliver quality job before deadlines.
I can make a jokes within some minute. I’m interested to hear more about the project and the subject matter of the project. If you award me the project, I’d be pleased to discuss this further and get started for you as soon as possible. Thanks! John.
Example of my comedy.
A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick.????
William Shakespeare Faulkner!
When you're young, your parents tell you to shut your mouth and sit in a corner for timeout.
So i realized somehow by working in an office setting, I could just do the same thing and get paid.
So I've been in timeout for the last 2 years now..
William Shakespeare
William Faulkner
Hi there! Humor is priceless and wit is innate. I will do my best to edit the jokes and make it a part of household conversations (fingers-crossed).
I am a newbie in freelance writing. I've worked before as a freelancer for Livingston Research for a few months. I am a nurse by profession but now a housewife taking care of my two beautiful toddlers.
I am hoping that you'll give a one in a million chance to work and help you (and me at the same time).
Thank you! All the best!
William Shakespeare and William Faulkner
Hello, I read about your job description and i am glad to say it really matches my potential.
writing has been one of my perfections and I believe I can deliver when giving this opportunity.
Hey there,
I have a meme page, also have a very good sense of humour. I have a meme page also, overall i am always in that funny, humouors zone.
Kindly give me a chance, and we will make some amazing funny content.
Thank you.
Hi there. This is Sushmita Sarkar a professional freelancer from India. I will do the job as per your your given price. I am new to this platform and want a chance to prove myself. Waiting for your response.
Thanks and regards,
Sushmita Sarkar