Find 500 Funny Amazon Reviews (Good English needed)

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Transcription (Arabic, French and English)
Data Mining
Database Uploading
Product Uploading (wordpress, prestashop, magento …)
Excel , Word, PowerPoint, Ms office tools …
video & image Processing
English-French-Arabic translation and creative writing. *Thank You*

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Self-motivated professional, certified data entry specialist, a proficient web researcher and transcriber, blogger, web designer, Wordpress and various social sites marketer, knowledgeable in SEO. Relevant Skills and Experience Accounting/Bookkeeping, Data Entry Service, Data Processing Services, Data Conversion Services, Database Management, Spreadsheets, Articles writing and Web research. Proposed Milestones £50 GBP - Milestone for the project

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I would like to bid on this project because this is what I do best. I am a data entry specialist and a Lister at Amazon. Please feel free to contact me. Thank you. Relevant Skills and Experience 2 years Amazon lister and data entry experience Proposed Milestones £22 GBP - Amazon research, data entry £22 GBP - MS Word, data research

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