Write short descriptions of 1200 fonts using keywords related to tattoos

Hello, I am looking for someone to write short descriptions for ~1200 fonts. I would prefer to hire a team of writers for more diversity in the writing style, but will consider individual writers also. You will be provided with an image of the characters in each font and a couple examples of the font in use. Your job is to write a description that not only describes the font with accuracy, wit and verve, but also uses tattoo-related keywords when possible.* The target audience is people who are looking for a good font to use in their tattoo design. Each description is like a mini-recommendation, so it's important to be positive and enthusiastic about each font.** The maximum length for each description is 150 characters; minimum length is 120 characters. You will receive access to a web page that shows you the font information for each font, one at a time. You will review this and then type your description into a textbox and submit it. A running count of your submissions will be kept and shown to you. I'm looking for proper and correct English, but some slang is OK when appropriate. A term like "badass" is fine because it's a common descriptive tattoo culture word. However, no curse words, crude sexual references, or any kind of hate language should be used. Obviously. Each description will eligible for payment once it has been approved (as each milestone is reached). If you want to make a bid, please write a sample description for each of the two fonts in the sample zipfile for this job. Also, if you can provide information and samples from previous work you've done like this, that would be appreciated. If you have any questions at this point, please let me know. Thanks, and I'm looking forward to hearing from the best writers! * I'm not looking for tattoo keywords to be shoehorned unnaturally into a description, but should be used when there is room and it makes sense. Tattoo keywords include words/phrases such as body parts/locations, tattoo categories/types, general tattoo words like "inking," "tattooing," "your tattoo design," "tattoo idea," etc. More detailed information including specific examples and keyword/concept lists will be provided to you before you begin. ** As there are hundreds of fonts, you will notice similarities from time to time between them. For example, many "Blackletter" fonts look very similar. Nevertheless, please do not submit a description more than once; duplicates or near-duplicates won't be approved.