ajax/jquery wordpress template ASAP

Hi, i need a wordpress and jquery template designed. it will be using two main jquery functions. jquery masonary [login to view URL] and infinite scroll [login to view URL] the screen will be 100% liquid width like this site [login to view URL] feel free to copy the way it works as far as script is concerned. also the top will be a filter using [login to view URL] (instructions on the filter are on that page [login to view URL]) ]content needs to also load inline next to the image that was clicked,revealing itself over the other blocks. also the URL will be updated when a post is revealed so it can be sued for SEO All code MUST be ie compliant, min of ie8. the playlist will be a simple on /off slider and will reveal a widget(i have already dode for that) so its rather straightforward as i have given you all the main coding components of jquery. i need this in the next week....NO EXCUSES. looking for a reliable worker so we can work on further projects together