A little help with uploading and adjusting a simple HTML website!

Upload the website to a host and connect it to a domain. Hi there Pros and Artists of the web! i got a job for one of you and it goes like this: i have a prepared website-landing page on an HTML file, and i here are the things i want you do do (will take like 30 minutes even to the less experiancned) the website itself is 1 page and there are a couple of really small things i want it to do: 1) have an autoresponder on it (from aweber) 2) when somebody enters their email to the autoresponder, i want them to be redirected to a link a will provide 3) i want the page itself to be alittle wider than it is in the original template 4) i want the free eBook that peopele will get by signing up to the newsletter will be hosted on the website itself 5) and of course, Upload the website to a host and connect it to a domain!