i am the man cannon! i have all that you require to make yourself sound biting and comedy! (sic)(!)
i will make your special papers sound like everyone's special papers, and they will look to you for special papers because yours are better, and theirs are benign and less clever! you will be a god, and i will be the godwriter! i would be like you if you were that, and we would be great friends during down time! i could walk your dogs and you could screw my wife, if you have dogs and i have a wife! i would not screw your wife because i don't like dogs! we could be zookeepers of Humor and News, and by we i mean You more than Me!
i am wearing fresh socks today and will be fierce for this job, sir!
grady, the valiant wearing pants!