Affiliate banners of all sizes

PLEASE READ Require outstandingly cool banners to match my site [login to view URL] please take a look at the site to get a feel of it, I would like the banners to reflect the theme of site. If interested sign up and go into your profile, choose funds and then from the drop down menu affiliate. The banners are to go here. Please provide sample of design idea. on 486 x 60 will need 5 most popular sizes for google adsense Will not accept long drawn out resume posts. Who ever has the coolest sample will win the project. Anyone may apply.