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I'm looking for a skilled freelancer to participate in video editing for a reel project. Specifically, Social media reels for YouTu...quality standards The freelancer will create three YouTube shorts, three tik tok shorts and three IG shorts! For 5 days! The freelancer will create a TikTok account, a YT account and a IG account where all three videos will be posted daily! For 5 consecutive a days There’s two ways of making money: 1. Through affiliate link 30/70 split 30 for free lancer 2. Best reel #1 place gets $500 #2 place gets $300 #3 place gets $100 This is a test and will be ran for two weeks! the goal is to get as much content out and have people buy from ur affiliate link we will Provide the cont...

I require a professional landscaper capable of tree trimming and restoring a small yard (less than 500 square feet). My garden currently is overrun with weeds and needs topsoil removal to restore its health. The task includes: - Trimming trees and removing topsoil with weeds - Restoring the lawn to a healthy state There are no specific plants or trees to preserve during restoration. Preferred experience of the freelancer: - Knowing how to use landscaping tools efficiently - Hands-on experience with lawn restoration - Ability to dispose of removed debris responsibly.

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We are in need of an expert with extensive experience in CLEAR POS Point of Sales (POS) systems running on Windows. The system has an inventory with over 500 products. The primary functionality I require assistance with includes inventory management, sales tracking, and store to website syncing.. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in Windows-based POS systems - Prior experience working on Clear POS () - Ability to streamline and optimize POS processes with website ecommerce Check the attachment for further details. Be sure to add CPOS12 to your bid or it will be considered spam , ignored and removed.

I'm in need of a proficient typer to execute a medium volume job, of between 100 and 500 pages. Here are the details: - You have to retype handwritten notes into a Microsoft Word document format. Accuracy and attention to detail are paramount, as the formatting needs to adhere strictly to the layout of Microsoft Word. - Although the task does not come with a tight deadline, efficiency in completing the job would be highly appreciated. - Experience in a similar role would be an advantage, as the typer needs to have stellar knowledge in document formatting and editing in Microsoft Word. This project does not require rush execution, therefore making it a perfect opportunity for those balancing multiple projects or those new to freelancing aiming to prove their abilities.

I use to see 12 symbols in Sierra Charts listed in a Quote Board. I need a study that once I change the symbol some charts are upadted with a presetted bar period and Chaikin Money Flow. Example DAX: bar period 500 vol, Chaikin MF 20 S&P: bar period 7000 vol, Chaikin MF 30 NASDAQ:bar period 3500 vol, Chaikin MF 25 etc etc etc. Could someone help me?

I'm in need of an experienced web developer to perform a site migration for my Drupal 7 website from its current host to a new one. The scope of work includes: - Carry out a full migration of a medium-sized Drupal 7 site (100 MB - 500 MB) - Ensure all basic content such as articles and blog posts are perfectly transferred - Ensure Hosting environments are the same will not cause any loss of integrity upon moving Key Requirements: - Proficiency in website migrations, especially for Drupal 7 - Understanding of hosting environments - Ability to perform the task without the need for any content or design updates - Excellent troubleshooting skills in the event of any issues during the migration This is strictly a migration task; no updates or changes are necessary. The aim is...

...a unique, collection-oriented trading card game (TCG) set in a fantasy steampunk universe. We need a team of artists to bring this world to life, thereby enriching the player's collecting experience. ##Requirements: * Create 50-100 unique card illustrations. Please see examples of our Pre-art release. Every art piece that qualifies for our quality standards and we choose to acquire will pay £500,- Multiple winners and multiple wins per artist available. This is a big budget project and we are making a contest to find talented artists to work with. ##Art Style: * Fantasy-scape aspects should be prominent but still maintain a sense of realism * The atmosphere portrayed needs to fuse fantasy elements with steampunk aesthetics ##Themes: * City impressions and animal-h...

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I'm in need of a skilled content writer with specialization in technology. Your role will be to create engaging blog posts ranging from 500 to 1000 words each that thoroughly explore tech topics. Key Responsibilities: - you have to re write content - redablity and error should come grean in eyost plugin test . - price should be for 5 Article My preffered is 250 for per 5 blog , 600 for 12 Blog Skills Desired: - Strong understanding and interest in technology. - Experience writing technology-focused blog posts. - Excellent research and writing skills. - Ability to consistently meet deadlines. If you meet these requirements and have a passion for technology and writing, I’d love to hear from you! This project could be your chance to share your tech expertise with a ...

My website has an error 500, I got this “fixed” with the help from someone from Fiverr, however lots of important plugins were deactivated unnecessarily, so I used a backup to take it from when it was working fine. Even though the back up should have taken my website to when it worked ok, the error 500 persists, I need a hand fixing that to have my website intact, and improving the site speed overall.

I need a translator proficient in Polish and English who can translate less than 500 words from English business documents into Polish. Ideal Skills: * Business Conversational proficiency in Polish and English * Experience in translating business documents * Accurate, timely and professional translation services Your task will be to translate our business documents whilst maintaining their original meaning and context. I am looking for quality work and hoping to form a long term working relationship.

I'm seeking an interior designer with the skills and experience to create a Bohemian-style design for a /laboratory and living room. The ideal candidate will be able to deliver a design that is both aesthetically pleasing and cost-effective. Key Requirements: - Design for a small space - under 500 sq ft - Bohemian style - Earth tones color scheme Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in small space design - Creative flair for Bohemian design - Ability to work within a budget - Strong understanding of working with earth tones This project will require close collaboration and communication on design choices and adherence to a strict budget. I'm looking for a designer who can bring fresh, innovative ideas to the table while keeping the project affordable.

This project calls for a proficient web developer with expertise in setting up a large-scale school fee management system. The platform should support over 500 users and must integrate the following: - Online Payment Processing: Facilitate seamless, remote payment of school fees, reducing the need for physical transactions. - Automated Fee Calculation: Implement real-time fee computation, enhancing financial accuracy and administrative efficiency. - Detailed Fee Reports: Generate comprehensive reports on fee transactions to aid administrative decisions and keep accurate historic records. Furthermore, the system needs to incorporate specific security measures, including role-based user access, to ensure the privacy and safety of user data. The ideal candidate for this project w...

I am in need of a proficient social media marketer. While I don't require my accounts to be fully managed, I need someone capable of posting promotional content for my products or services on a daily basis for 7 days. Also require 500 followers on each social media page. Will pay a fixed price of $10 USD upon completion. Ideal Skills & Experience: • Expertise in Instagram and Facebook posting • Background in marketing products or services • Should be consistent, reliable, and able to post daily • The target audience must reside in the USA Role and Responsibilities: • Post promotional content to Instagram and Facebook every day. The focus should be on promoting my products or services. • Please note, this role requires posting content only. ...

...with handling multiple clients simultaneously - Knowledge of GST and TDS filing systems appeciated. This is an ongoing project and I am looking for a dedicated and reliable partner in this area as this will be an ongoing and long term project. The fee rates are as follows non negotiable and will be as follows and will increase the rates on an yearly basis at the rate of 8-10%. Gst return: INR 500 per month for total sale and purchase transactions of the client upto 70 transactions per month. For transactions exceeding 70 and upto 100, the rate will be INR 600 per month. TDS returns: INR 750 per TDS return having upto 15 entries and above 15 upto 30, the rate will be INR 1000 per TDS return. Accounting: Upto 100 entries per month, INR 700, for your entries exceeding 100 b...

I operate an existing business and I am currently seeking the expertise of an experienced digital marketer to help reduce the cost of our Facebook ad leads for a comic book Kickstarter campaign. Although I've managed to get close to 300 leads thus far, I am currently paying more than I would like to. Ideally, my cost ...hearing you talk about your expertise is not enough, I need examples of previous work and other proofs to verify. You will be compensated a bonus of 50 cents CAD for every lead acquired under $4 CAD, and $1 CAD for every lead acquired for under $3 CAD. While this may not seem like a lot, considering that I wish to acquire at least 1000 more leads, you will at the minimum be compensated an additional $500 CAD for success, all the way up to $1000 CAD . More shou...

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The draft literature review will be assessed on how well you address the following criteria: Relevant choice of four (...literature review will be assessed on how well you address the following criteria: Relevant choice of four (4) journal articles related to the topic of the qualitative study - factors affecting hotel customer satisfaction. Correct use of APA7 Referencing both in-text and in the reference list Clearly and succinctly explaining the content of the article and key findings within the word count of 500-600 words (excluding the reference list) Ability to compare and contrast the four (4) journal articles (published no earlier than 2012) Ability to accurately identify any limitations of each study/paper (within the journal articles) Must use 12 font, Times New Roman, 1....

I am in need of an experienced, SEO-savvy blog writer comfortable with various topics, as specifics were not provided. Key qualifications: - Proven experience with SEO-optimization - Versatility in writing for multiple industries - Proficiency in writing concise, engaging content (500-1000 words) Frequency and workload are not specified, and will be open for discussion. This role requires flexibility, an ability to write on a broad range of topics, and strong SEO skills.

Elevate your career with us, a premier STR (Short-Term Rental) management firm renowned for its exceptional portfolio of high-end rental properties. We invite accomplished sales executives to join us in our mission to expand and enhance our distinguished collection. This role has a base of $500 p/m + uncapped commision, offering substantial financial rewards aligned with your success. Commission Structure: Initial Engagement: Secure $750 on each $5000 deposit per onboarded property - 15% commission Enhanced Earnings on Balance after the $5000 payment from the prospects: 1BR - $15,000: Receive 12% commission, totalling $1,800. 2BR - $20,000: Receive 15% commission, totalling $3,000. 3BR - $25,000: Receive 18% commission, totalling $4,500. Performance Incentives: Quar...

Hi, I need a wordpress developer to update 500 products details in my website. Thanks

I'm currently seeking an experienced data entry specialist who can expertly transcribe text data using MS Word. The project consists of more than 500 pages which requires a high level of accuracy and attention to detail. Familiarity with MS Word is crucial to ensure the data is accurately inputted and formatted properly. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven record in data entry tasks - Exceptional attention to detail - Proficiency in MS Word - Ability to multi-task and meet tight deadlines.

...be used. If black hat methods are found to be used, then the project will be immediately cancelled. Twenty milestones are to be setup - each being $100 USD. After a keyword phrase reach the top three and holds that position for 3 months, the milestone related to that keyword will be released. I am to be notified when a keyword phrase reaches top three. You may setup an additional milestone of $500 USD for getting all keywords to rank in top three in Google and have it hold that position for 3 additional months. I must be 100% happy with the results and how the results are being obtained. The team is to work with me to achieve great rankings. If I say something needs tweaked a bit, I expect the team to listen to my desires as long as those desires will reach the end goal. Whil...

I'm looking for an experienced Electrical Engineer to design a custom electrical system for my small commercial space, which is less than 500 sq ft. Key Requirements: - Design should include lighting fixtures, outlets & switches and HVAC controls. - Pay special attention to unique needs of our restrooms and retail area. - Previous experience in electrical design for commercial spaces will be advantageous. Scope includes CAD drawings showing the correct locations for lights, switches, exits, retail window, small bathroom. This needs knowledge of US electrical code. Can you help? Please do not apply and then change your bid once I accept... I will cancel the job. I have included a sketch of basic plan outline to review before accepting the job. Ideal candidate shoul...

We will work on around 50 keywords with 500 backlinks Monthly. We will do Complete White hat SEO. We will work on following tasks Please have a look. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t7LktGbm5eQQtBB98y9xKlVQXPXLtuonA8wT0fcYLIQ/edit#gid=703561292

I am in need of a skilled team of 10 freelancers experienced in annotating audio files. This data annotation project will play a crucial role in training an artificial intelligence model to understand and interpret audio. Key Project Details: - 500 hours worth of audio to annotate /10 freelancers - Audio format: MP3 - class to annotate: music, speech, other Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in data annotation, particularly with audio files. - Familiarity with machine learning model technologies. - Excellent attention to detail in order to ensure the highest level of accuracy. - Capacity to meet deadlines. Each annotator will have one week to annotate 50hrs We need a very accurate results and it will be checked by external system to evaluate the accuracy rate.

I need a big team who can process a huge lot of images... I have collected 30k recipe images and now the data size is too big so I need you to delete useless images and rename ONLY 1 image per folder. the work is effortless but MANUAL WORK Step 1 - Download and extract systematically from ZIP Step 2- Delete (80%) + Rename (only 1) Step 3- Upload the data back in ZIP to drive. BID PER 500 FOLDER Total folders = 30,000 current images per folder = 40-80 Images to keep per folder = 10-14 Expected team size needed = 10-50 people (I have 12-14 days total) Only reliable and serious candidates should apply

...different algorithms that we have covered in the course are to be used in order to ascertain the optimal model. Key Tasks include: Task: Perform supervised machine learning/data mining using TWO different appropriate datamining algorithms learnt in the course and determine the best model. You can use either XLMiner OR RapidMiner tool. Procedure to be followed: A. Select a dataset having minimum 500 rows of data and should have at least 6 predictors (after cleanup). - Implement Supervised Machine Learning/Data Mining - Work possibly with Numerical Data, Categorical Data, or Textual Data. Further clarification will be provided later. - Compare models to determine the best Ideal Skills: - Proficient in RapidMiner tool - Strong knowledge in Machine Learning and Data Mining Algorit...

Headline: ORM Expert - Boost Our Online Reputation with Verified Reviews (500 Minimum) Project Description: We're seeking a highly experienced Online Reputation Management (ORM) specialist to develop and execute a comprehensive strategy for our business. Key Responsibilities: • Implement a white-hat ORM strategy to improve our brand image across various online platforms. • Manage review acquisition on designated websites (we'll provide links). • Secure a minimum of 3-5 verified, positive reviews daily per website (total target: 500 reviews). • Ensure all reviews comply with platform guidelines to minimize removal chances. • Monitor online presence and identify potential reputation issues. • Proactively address negative reviews with a pr...

...texas area. I am particularly interested in those who may be in need of roofing services which I offer and will be reaching out to. The key details I need in this list are as follows: - Homeowner's name and contact information (specifically phone and email) - The condition and age of their roof. - Confirmation of home ownership (not renting). I'm anticipating that the list will involve more than 500 homeowners. My preferred method of communication with these prospects will be via email. A freelancer who is ideal for this job will have proven experience in lead generation, data mining, and accurate information gathering within the property sector. Excellent attention to detail and timeliness in delivering this vast amount of information is vitally important. Additio...

I urgently require a proficient data entry specialist to transfer critical details from approximately 500 invoice images into Google Sheets. The specific details to capture from each invoice include the date, supplier's name, and total amount. Key Responsibilities: 1. Extraction of specified details from each invoice image. 2. Accurate and direct entry of these details into Google Sheets. 3. Maintain confidentiality of business-related information throughout the project. Ideal Skill Set: - Proficiency in Google Sheets. - Attention to detail. - Ability to handle confidential information. - Efficiency in handling large volumes of data accurately. This project is high-priority with a require for immediate commencement. Please only bid if you are available to start working on...

I'm seeking an adept content writer to curate engaging blog posts specifically focused on industry trends. Key specifications: - Adept in writing compelling blogs - Keen interest and vast knowledge of various industry trends - Capable of creating posts of 500-1000 words in length Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record of blog writing - Experience in writing on industry trends - Exceptional research skills - Compact and clear writing style meeting the 500-1000 word limit. Let's connect and discuss how you can contribute to my ongoing project with your writing proficiency.

...week the password is valid (e.g., 127 might mean every day). } ] } { "name": "test_id3", "password": "010101", "effective_time": 1715372160, "invalid_time": 1718050560, "password_type": "ticket", "phone": "1234", "type": 0, "time_zone": "Europe/Athens", "ticket_id": "1234", "schedule_list": [ { "effective_time": 450, "invalid_time": 542, "working_day": 111 } ], "relate_dev_list": "" } "code": 500, "msg": "system error,please contact the admin", "success": false, { "name": "test_id3", "password": "0...

I've been facing some issues with my WordPress website. In particular, I'm experiencing broken links on the homepage, about us page, and contact us page, as well as slow page load times and error messages (404 – Page Not Found and 500 – Internal Server Error). Key requirements: - Fixing broken links across the homepage, about us page, and contact us page - Resolving slow page load issues - Addressing error messages, specifically the 404 and 500 errors The ideal candidate should have: - A strong background in WordPress development - Extensive experience in bug fixing and optimization - Proficiency in identifying and resolving broken links - The ability to boost website speed and performance - A good understanding of error messages and how to rectify th...

I'm in search of an accomplished content writer well-versed in viral Indian entertainment. The writer will focus on: - Bollywood - TV series - All viral Indian entertainment happenings Key responsibilities and requirements: - Generate and develop fresh, engaging content on a daily basis, possibly 1-2 articles depending on the day. - Each article should range from 500-800 words. - The writer should not only be competent in writing but also in finding suitable and interesting content. - Previous experience writing for entertainment, particularly Indian-focused, is highly desirable. Crucially, the candidate must have a sharp sense for what's trending in Indian entertainment. Your writing should be rich, informative and have the ability to go viral. Professionals with a pa...

I need a diligent data entry specialist to help me with a large volume of text and numeric data. Requirements: - Data entry of more than 500 entries is key. - Your role will include comprehensive data validation and cleaning. Ideal Skills: - Attention to detail - Ability to manage large volumes of data - Experience with data validation and cleaning Please provide previous examples of your work in this area.

I'm in need of an attentive and experienced professional who could perform data entry tasks. The main job is to compile invoice data from both paper and electronic emails into a digital format. Key details: - Data type: Text and numbers from emails - Source formats: predominantly online emails and electronic database - Volume: Approximately 500-1000 entries Ideal skills and experiences: - Proficient in manual data entry - Detail-oriented to ensure accuracy - experience with legal industry or professional services/ billing data is preference but not required. Your proven experience in similar projects and expertise will be key to ensure this project's successful execution.

I am seeking a web developer with experience in creating school websites. The developed website needs to have specific, non-standard features aside from the conventional links and contact information. Below are the specifications: - The site will be catering to a medium-sized institution, housing about 100-500 teachers and students. - A feature for TC Verification is required. The service should be efficient and user-friendly for parents, students, and staff. - The website should also include a Photo Gallery, showcasing various school events, student achievements, and faculty initiatives. - The website should otherwise be basic, focusing on functionality and user experience above extravagance. The developer should have experience in creating similar platforms, a good eye for desig...

...video must be: - at max 2 minutes in duration - suitable for mobile consumption - edited using the latest techniques to suit TikTok and Instagram Reels Key elements of the video: - We want to inspire young adults, food enthusiasts, and social media users with our origin story - The tone should be Inspirational, making viewers feel connected and motivated by our journey with some quirky egg-puns(jokes) Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in video editing - Experience creating content for social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram - Understanding of storytelling and how to engage with a target audience - Knowledge of music and sound editing If you're passionate about storytelling, have a knack for engaging videos, and can bring out the inspiratio...

...compatible for deployment on both web and mobile applications. 6. *Forex Matrix Widget:* An interactive widget that presents a matrix view of forex pairs, facilitating comparative analysis and decision-making. 7." Economic Calendar widgets" 8. *Market Overview Widget*: This widget offers a snapshot of the overall market conditions. It may include data such as major stock market indices (e.g., S&P 500, Dow Jones Industrial Average, NASDAQ Composite), their current values, percentage changes, trading volumes, and any significant market news or events. 9. *Ticker Tape Widget*: The ticker tape widget is a continuous stream of financial data, typically displayed at the bottom or top of a screen. It provides real-time updates on stock prices, volume, and other relevan...

I have a less than 500-word essay in the field of clinical psychology that I need proofread. It is targeted at the academic community. - Review the essay for tone, grammar, and flow. - Ensure the conclusion effectively summarizes the essay. The ideal freelancer will have: - Excellent command of the English language - Strong proofreading skills - Experience in academic writing, particularly in the field of clinical psychology.

...gain rankings. Everything should be manual. Evidence of software being used will be grounds for project cancellation. I am OK with Chat GPT being used to create blog articles that contain appropriate backlinks to the website. Only white hat methods may be used. If black hat methods are found to be used, then the project will be immediately cancelled. Four milestones are to be setup - each being $500 USD. After 5 keyword phrases reach the top three and hold that position for 3 months, the first milestone will be released. After 10 keyword phrases reach the top four and hold that position for 3 months, the second milestone will be released. After 15 keyword phrases reach the top four and hold that position for 3 months, the third milestone will be released. After 20 keyword phras...

...gain rankings. Everything should be manual. Evidence of software being used will be grounds for project cancellation. I am OK with Chat GPT being used to create blog articles that contain appropriate backlinks to the website. Only white hat methods may be used. If black hat methods are found to be used, then the project will be immediately cancelled. Four milestones are to be setup - each being $500 USD. After 5 keyword phrases reach the top three and hold that position for 3 months, the first milestone will be released. After 10 keyword phrases reach the top four and hold that position for 3 months, the second milestone will be released. After 15 keyword phrases reach the top four and hold that position for 3 months, the third milestone will be released. After 20 keyword phras...

...Google Analytics, Adobe Anaytics, and they are highly data driven and involved in digital marketing operations. Our platform is highly competitive from a price point of view compared to our market competitors and we want to start with a 50% commissions referral program. Our contracts are billed quarterly with the following subscription tiers: - $100 (you earn 50% of $300 quarter term = $150) - $500 (you earn 50% of $1500 quarter term = $750) - $1000 (you earn 50% of $3000 quarter term = $1500) - 50% of any unlimited for custom enterprice pricing sale How does it work? - You sign up to our platform and create your referral link - You share your referral link with prospects to sign up through - You monitor your subscriptions and persuade them to upgrade to a paid license - Once ...

collect 500 data from Casablanca and marrakech including company name, website, email, phone and address, Home Builders 100 architect 100 property developers 100 Design Office 100 interior designers 100

I immediately need an experienced freelancer to scrape specific numerical data from a website for me and in Json or XML files and should be updated each 500 ms. The project needs to be completed as soon as possible. Key requirements for the job participation are: - Proven experience in JavaScript - A strong understanding and prior experience with data scraping, specifically numeric data. - Availability to start the project right away and ensure its swift completion. These skills will be paramount to successfully get the wanted information quickly and effectively.

I want an app similar to Uber, but simpler and in web mode. The website must allow registration with a username or email and password or with social networks. To become a driver, KYC submission and a $500 fee are required. Both drivers and customers will have reviews and ratings.

I am seeking a capable professional to thoroughly rewrite my essay that ranges between 500-1000 words. This project is expected to be completed within one week. Key Areas to Consider: - Proper and in-depth Research: Make sure the rewritten essay is up-to-date and relevant. - Rigorous Analysis: I desire a comprehensive breakdown and interpretation of the essay's content. - Definitive Argument/Perspective: A clear point of view should be established and defended in the essay. Skills and Experience Required: - Excellent Writing and Editing skills. - Prior experience in academical writing. - Ability to conduct extensive research. - Strong analytical skills. - Ability to deliver under deadline. Please make sure you comply with the skills mentioned above, as they will be cruci...

Below is the budget range- apply it only if u can do the work in below budget- example - Budget for YouTube video 1. upto 10 min- 300 to 500 rs/video 2. up to 20 min-400 to 800 rs/video 3. up to 30 min or 45 min- 800 to 1300 rs/video 4. I hr to 2 hr- 1500 to 2000 rs/video Reels video editing- 200 to 400 rs example - I need a video editor who can help me handle editing for my upcoming YouTube videos and Instagram Reels. These videos are predominantly educational and instructional in nature, hence the need for an editor who can effectively integrate this style into the editing process. Key Requirements: - Experience in editing YouTube videos and Instagram Reels - Proficient